This came through my Google machine the other day…courtesy of the “Somerville Journal” from Somerville, MO.  You got to love the old police blotter…

Somerville – Officer Michael Capasso was working a paid detail for On The Hill Tavern at 499 Broadway March 7 at about 12:30 a.m. when bar staff alerted him that 37-year-old Anthony Pisani had gone into the kitchen without permission, took a plate of bacon and began to eat. When a bar employee told Pisani he was not allowed in the kitchen and to put down the plate of bacon, Pisani allegedly refused, saying he was hungry and needed to eat.

The employee took the plate out of Pisani’s hands after he ignored the requests, according to police reports. When Capasso told Pisani to leave the kitchen area, Pisani allegedly stated, “I am f— hungry” and got into a defensive fight stance and lunged at the bar employee.

“F— you, you pig,” Pisani allegedly said after Capasso grabbed him to stop him from swinging his fists at the employee.

Two employees helped Capasso escort Pisani out of the bar, but not before he allegedly punched one of the employees and Capasso, according to reports.

Once outside, Pisani allegedly pushed Capasso backwards into a car and even continued to charge at Capasso after he used pepper spray on Pisani, according to police officials. Police were able to handcuff Pisani, who allegedly made threatening statements to police, only after a struggle and more pepper spray, according to reports.

Pisani, who is listed as living at 475 Nantasket Ave. in Hull, was charged with disorderly conduct, assault and battery, resisting arrest and assault and battery on a police officer.

So an entire kitchen of stuff and he goes straight to the plate of bacon?  NICE! My kind of drunk…

While I personally have never tried pepper spray bacon…I hope it was tasty!  It may be the last bit of bacon he gets for a while.