Put Your Head on my Bacon…

Whisper in my ear, babeeee. 
Tell me what I want to hear, darrrlin.
Put your head on my baaaaaaaacon!

With apologies to Paul Anka (skewing old I know), allow me to present the “Shapin’ Bacon” Plush Toy & Pillow.

With “patented crinkle technology”, this is one of the better plush bacons I have ever seen. 

Handmade by the find folk(s) at Sweet Meats, just $17.99 and they are collector’s items as only 1,000 will be made.

You know you want one…