Allow me to introduce you to this lovely young lady…

Her name is Tiffany.  I met her last night at Rosie O’Grady’s.  Isn’t she cute?!

Why is she here?  Because she loves bacon and was proud to tell me so. Indeed everything is better, including a night at the bar, with bacon! 

She also had what I thought was the best quote of the evening…

Sometimes you got to have out of town bacon.  But out of country bacon is the best.  Jamaican bacon, yum!

I’ll let each of you decipher that quote for yourselves.  Was bacon all she was talking about?!? Hmmmmm. Anywho, I just thought it was brilliant.

To which I said…

Jamaican me bacon mon

Because I’m in marketing and am creative like that.  Come on, you know that’s clever…

Yes people, this is what a night out with me is like these days. 

But wait Michael, how do we even know that you actually went out last night?  Well, look closely…

KA-POW!  There’s that bald head.  Look at me going all CSI with this picture.

Tiffany, it was great meeting you!  Thanks for reading the blog.

Have a great weekend everyone.