We haven’t had a “Bacon Blotter” post since 8/15/09…so imagine my “content that practically writes itself” joy when I came across this:
Bringing home the bacon: Alleged breakfast bandit at large in StarkvilleHide your bacon. Hide your waffles. The Starkville Police Department is on the lookout for a breakfast thief who allegedly ripped off the Holiday Inn Express.Andre Fitzgerald Hall, 27…who is on probation for prior offenses, is accused of walking into the Holiday Inn on April 1 as if he were heading to a room. On his way to the back he detoured through the kitchen where he helped himself to two cases of bacon and six cases of waffles. Investigators believe he made several trips between the hotel and his home on Wood Street, which is near the Holiday Inn.
Holiday Inn Express bacon? Really? Dude, you just had to be hungry. I do admire that “act like you belong” tactic though.
via Jason Browne, cdispatch.com
April 14, 2011 1 Comment