The Bacon Blotter – Oh, Hi There…
It’s been a while since we’ve had a “ripped from the headlines” bacon related crime story, but this one caught my eye…from StLToday:
UNIVERSITY CITY • A burglar was frying bacon when a University City woman returned home and caught him in her kitchen, police say.
Police nabbed the man, who they believe is responsible for at least one other burglary in the area.
Damon L. Petty, 36, of the 200 block of Roberta Avenue in Ferguson, was being held Wednesday on $25,000 bail in the St. Louis County Jail.
Petty is charged with first-degree burglary of the home Tuesday morning in the 6600 block of Crest Avenue.
In a probable cause statement by University City Police Officer Jeff Barnhouse, police say Kenya Ealy came home at about 9:45 a.m. Tuesday and found Petty in her kitchen. He was frying bacon on the stove.
He was frying bacon on the stove. FRYING BACON ON THE STOVE!
I’ve got nothing more, everything that needs to be said has already been said.
Good night everyone, make sure you tip the waitresses.
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