My sister-in-law “G” (SHOUT OUT!) has decided to take up the ancient and hallowed sport of Roller Derby up in Traverse City.  She’s small but scrappy so watch it ladies!

Anywho, she just recently ordered her “equipment” and came across these:

Ladies, be at your most intimidating as you glide around the rink in these bacon socks!

$9.99 RETRO RED AND WHITE BACON SOCKS, ONE SIZE FITS MOST UNISEX (WOMENS SIZE 7 FEET TO MENS SIZE 13.5)

So there you go!

via Derby Dress