You’ve Got Artificial Bacon in my Syrup…

From Smucker’s Foodservice product catalog:

Bring fresh excitement to the day with the NEW Smuckers® Maple Bacon flavored syrup, a unique combination of two popular breakfast flavors.

Okay, I am posting this for two reasons:

1) It’s been all over the baconweb these last few days and
B) I am using this product to announce a new TDB rule. That rule? From this moment forward, we will not talk about any “bacon flavored” food item that does not contain actual bacon.

So let it be written, so let it be done!